I am tired or depressed.
I can't tell the difference anymore.
I'm embarrassed because in my work I never lift anything heavy and I never work longer than one hour a day.
Still, it is exhausting.
My hair is going gray fast.
Now I can't talk to girls in their twenties without feeling creepy.
Gray and creepy.
I could color it.
But then I would feel gay.
Brown and gay or gray and creepy?
Thinking.
Thinking.
Okay.
It is three o'clock p.m.
I am going to turn my day around.
I'll pay some bills, or write a joke, or finish pages in my unfinished monster script.
I write screenplays with monsters in them.
I am twelve years old emotionally.
Although you can't tell from the color of my hair.
6 comments:
"My hair is going gray fast.
Now I won't be able to talk to girls in their twenties without feeling creepy.
And I am not creepy."
good luck, i just got a fingerprint card during which i said my hair color was brown AFTER the technician already had written 'gray' - and I'm not creepy but enjoy going to latin dance clubs where i hope to dance with hombres in their twenties...I'll be at Richmond funny bone sunday may 13 and looking forward to seeing you for the first time.
Some women like colored and gay. not necessarily together but attributes on mean.. or women.. see how this gets confusing?
My hair has been gray forever. Better than being bald, though gray hair has this stiff, Brillo feel to it that makes it grow sideways rather than down. Get used to it, Dude.
Griffin fans: Read about his early morning radio adventure in Denver in which his hair is a factor. (shameless plug for my blog)
Oops: Here's the link to Nick's promo stuff for his Comedy Works gig:
http://www.cobizmag.com/blogs.asp?action=blog&blog=9
I think gray hair is very sexy. My boyfriend has started going gray and said he wanted to dye it. I begged him not to.
Gray hair is mega-sexy! Artificial hair color on a man looks totally wrong, fake, yuck! Sorta like a toupee!!
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