Scott

I do things, then I feel stupid.
Cake.
I choose not to do other things and also feel stupid.
Vegetables.

I say things and then think, "Why did you say that?"
Girls.
I keep my mouth shut and think, "Why didn't you say something?"
Girls.

My brain must hate me.
But I'll show him.
I won't use him anymore.

Gibby Haynes drank beer, swallowed drugs and put them in his nose and then sang songs.
It worked really well.

So did Scott Weiland. It sucked.
Scott has tried it without the beer and drugs too.
More sucking.

But Scott gets lots of girls.
He probably gets to second base with them in like twenty seconds.
Second base means he feels the most pointy part of their chest with his bare hand, while simultaneously kissing them (optional).

Maybe if Scott spent less time feeling chest and more time writing and finding out who he really is, the sucking would stop.
Or maybe Scott Weiland's true calling is sucking.
If so, he is doing a good job.
Sucking.